crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

(via omariospizza)

unic0ws:

isn’t this where that dude committed suicide or
so fucking bored
tendeil:

why can’t i stop feeling this way?

Artist: Sia

(Source: trashsemsergarbage, via rarnon)

oviam-p:

this is my favorite picture i shot today. its kinda frightening knowing i walked past this house so many times and didn’t see the beauty in it.
sextnoise:

mishapenmagic:

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park


why cant america have colorful waterproof money!?